“Really? Really, Coulson? Six days? It only took you six days to take a completely renovated piece of state of the art machinery and turn it into scrap?!”
Every James Bond/Don Draper/Walter Skinner fantasy I’ve ever had, wrapped up in a sexy red bow. I’ll be in my bunk. (source)
I… can’t form a coherent thought right now
Yeah… I… me… nope.
Mother of… o___o
Movie Studio: We need an agent or something for this scene. Let’s use that guy.
Fandom: Hey, who’s that guy? That guy is awesome! We love that guy!
Movie Studio: …what? Who? That guy? But he’s nobody. Wouldn’t you rather—
Movie Studio: But Tony Stark—
Movie Studio: Okay, well, I guess we could give him a name or something.
Fandom: WE LOVE AGENT COULSON!
Movie Studio: How the fuck—? Guys, come on. We gave you superheroes! Why are you hung up on Agent Coulson?
Fandom: Agent Coulson, Agent Coulson, Agent Coulson!
Movie Studio: God damn it, fine. Look, we’ll give him the most epic death scene in the series, okay? Would that make you happy?
Fandom: ~collective, blatant, epic refusal to acknowledge Coulson’s death~
Movie Studio: Jesus. Fine. Here, have a TV show.
1/5 Friendships ➝ Pepper Potts & Agent Phil Coulson
Phil Coulson/Clint Barton → requested by flatbearPhil doesn’t typically accompany Clint into the field, but there’s a lot on the line when SHIELD sends Hawkeye to track down the Soviet operative known as Black Widow